A bored game to die for

To die, or Two Dice

Two dudes are playing a board game where A is losing

A: I want to die...
B: Actually its "I want two dice…"
A: So that means I’m gonna dice?
B: No, in that case its "I’m gonna die…"
A:Wait what???, I’m confused…
B: Me too… What were you talking about?
A: I’m  saying that I’m about to lose and to me that is like dying…
B:Oh.. I thought that you wanted two dice to roll…

badumm tsss

 I may be wrong, but at the moment, 
I think I'm right ,